You hear that, SWINE? My Sony Soldiers get the BETTER version! And you get........NOTHING!!!!! Your non-existant 2008 "line-up" is looking more PATHETIC each day! The Sony Side have already won the GTA 4 war!
Perhaps while you are busy eating your own DUNG and crying yourselves to sleep, you will realise the grave mistake you made by choosing the FLOPbox 360! Emperor Kutaragi and I do not look kindly on your FOOLISHNESS! You cannot escape the Blu-Ray of Death, you PIG I...
So you PIGS lose ANOTHER exclusive and you get the INFERIOR version of GTA 4! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How does this BAD NEWS taste, PIGS? Almost as bad as your own DUNG, I presume?
48 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Sony Soldiers- my close friend Kojima-san has created a masterpiece! The Game of the Universe! Only 48 days left!
48 days until the Beginning of the End for the FLOPbox 360! Armageddon is coming soon, you PIGBOT IMBECILES!
48 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Indeed, my Emperor! Only the mentally unstable would DARE to insult our Beast in Black 'n' Blu!
It's time to power up the Blu-Ray of Death- these SIMPLETONS are finished!
48 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Don't let these PIGBOT IMBECILES forget they own a FAILURE of a console- the FLOPbox 360! The Beast in Black 'n' Blu has the BETTER version!
48 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The SUPERIOR version for the SUPERIOR console for SUPERIOR people!
Do you see what I mean, you Xbot SWINE? Nazisoft are fighting a battle they cannot win! And this is just a mere prelude to Judgment Day!
You PIGBOT IMBECILES think you can bet against the Beast in Black 'n' Blu? Emperor Kutaragi shall smite you FOOLS from above!
Rest in Peace FLOPbox 360!
49 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Those who defy Lord Stringer, Emperor Kutaragi and Krazy King Kaz shall feel our wrath!
Once I have disposed of Nazisoft, Nintendouche will be next! Their own Judgment Day is nigh!
The PS3 will instill discipline in our children! Everyone will know discipline!
49 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
My Sony Soldiers do not know the meaning of "flop"! This word, "flop", is unfamiliar to us!
But you Xbot PIGS are very familiar with FLOP! And DISAPPOINTMENT! And FAILURE! And MISERY! And HUMILIATION! And.......JUDGMENT DAY!
49 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Shame on you, SWINE! At least my Sony Soldiers know how to behave!
50 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Don't worry PRONE, moments after that picture was taken, the PerfectionStation 3 smashed the Wii into SMITHEREENS!
Which is just what Krazy King Kaz is doing to Nazisoft and Nintendouche!
50 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Meanwhile, my Sony Soldiers will be enjoying the taste of infinite AAAAAA titles, only on the Beast in Black 'n' Blu!
50 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Have no fear, Sony Soldiers- Judgment Day will be far longer than a mere 9 hours!
50 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Are you happy that your crippled "console" held back GTA 4?
The Xbox brand is FINISHED! It will NEVER see another GTA game!
After King Kaz buys Rockstar, GTA will only be found on the Beast in Black and Blu!
The PS3 will instill discipline in our children! Everyone will know discipline!
50 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
These PIG IMBECILES are starting to sound jealous!
They FEAR the Beast in Black 'n' Blu!
They FEAR Krazy King Kaz!
They FEAR Judgment Day!
They FEAR their inevitable descent into third place!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Judgment Day is coming, you Xbot SWINE,
It's so funny to watch you creatures whine,
Your "console" cannot compete with this,
The Xbox 360 shall Rest in Piss!
Hail Lord Stringer, he is always right,
He shall show you Xbot PIGS the light,
Perhaps Nazisoft should give you a bath,
As for King Kaz, I will just laugh:
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The Beast in Black 'n' Blu will be SPITTING on the rotting corpse of the Xbox 360 by the end of the year! Nazisoft shoots for the moon, while the Sony Side shoots for the sun! Those CRETINS do not know the first thing about making a successful console! They are INSECTS!
The PS3 will instill discipline in our children! Everyone will know discipline!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Keep up the good work, Mr Tretton, my loyal minion! Emperor Kutaragi and I may consider giving you a pay rise!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Except for the DOWNFALL of the Xbox 360! The Beast in Black 'n' Blu is on the rise! Europe and Japan are taken- America is next!
The PS3 will instill discipline in our children! Everyone will know discipline!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
You can keep it! After all, you need SOMETHING to play this year!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
You ARROGANT, INBRED FOOLS thought you were getting the better version!
Sony Soldiers- King Kaz is fulfilling his destiny! Nazisoft's demise is IMMINENT! The Beginning of the End is Nigh!
We must send our thanks to the Eternal Creator of the PerfectionStation brand- Emperor Kutaragi!
Rest in Piss FLOPbox 360: November 22nd 2005- June 12th 2008
48 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!